No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Who are those horrible orange men? Why would I want to know that? Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!

Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. I can explain. It’s very valuable. That could be ‘my’ beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. You can crush me but you can’t crush my spirit!

No, just a regular mistake. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! You know, I was God once.

Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. Throw her in the brig. I suppose I could part with ‘one’ and still be feared…

The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie!